May 2013
fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
blow-rob:
when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god
thiefkingbeyonce:
crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
thiefkingbeyonce:
crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
flowerpixies:
urbancatfitters:
heeheehaahaahoohoo:
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
brandnewswastikas:
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
mimzors:
castiel-is-a-bluebird:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
If this gets a thousand notes I will write a song about Supernatural and sing it in my school talent show in September.
make sure to post a video
Do it.
hold up this had like 200 when i re-posted it last night
how does it have nearly two thousand
which tumblr famous bastard reblogged...
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
wanktissue:
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
calvinmcfly:
i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
one time a boy liked me just kidding
I just whopped all my guy friends at xbox xD best momment in my life they all went at lest twice. Lol
azayns:
boys are so cute and they dont know they’re so cute so they smile and smirk and cock their heads to the side and smile at you and they bite their lips and when they stretch, you can see their stomach, and that little line of hair going to their belly button and down to their crotch and some of them run their fingers through their hair and make it all messy on purpose and sometimes their...
Urg im straving but im in the wrong house for that
MACS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like oooh cupcakes
